Wednesday, January 4, 2012

On the eleventh day of Christmas my True Love sent to me...

Eleven tow trucks towing,
Ten Sharks a-skating,
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,

Five live octopuses!

Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.

“What the...”
“HOA says the police cars were double parked.”
“Geez, those Scrooges would impound Santa’s sleigh.”
“Yeah, they wouldn’t know a reindeer if it ran over them.”

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