Twelve noise citations,
Eleven tow trucks towing,
Ten Sharks a-skating,
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“I think I know what he’s going to get for Valentine’s Day this year.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“Divorce papers!”
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
On the eleventh day of Christmas my True Love sent to me...
Eleven tow trucks towing,
Ten Sharks a-skating,
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“What the...”
“HOA says the police cars were double parked.”
“Geez, those Scrooges would impound Santa’s sleigh.”
“Yeah, they wouldn’t know a reindeer if it ran over them.”
Ten Sharks a-skating,
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“What the...”
“HOA says the police cars were double parked.”
“Geez, those Scrooges would impound Santa’s sleigh.”
“Yeah, they wouldn’t know a reindeer if it ran over them.”
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
On the tenth day of Christmas my True Love sent to me...
Ten Sharks a-skating,
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“Well, there goes our chance at the Stanley Cup.”
“On the plus side, you got to see Doug Murray beat up an octopus.”
“He cheated! Officer Lodge distracted it!”
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“Well, there goes our chance at the Stanley Cup.”
“On the plus side, you got to see Doug Murray beat up an octopus.”
“He cheated! Officer Lodge distracted it!”
Monday, January 2, 2012
On the ninth day of Christmas my True Love sent to me...
Nine traffic cops,
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“He says he’s not going to take me in for kidnapping because even with the octopus climbing up his leg it’s still calmer in here than the 680 at rush hour.”
Sunday, January 1, 2012
On the eighth day of Christmas my True Love sent to me...
Eight buskers busking,
Seven baby possums,
Six Canada geese,
Five live octopuses!
Four tabby cats,
Three hummingbirds,
Two Muscovy ducks,
And an egret in a western red cedar.
“Is that a...ukulele?”
“Looks that way.”
“Shame she has no idea how to play it.”
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